sleepythug:

can I get nutrition facts on that pussy?

(via whybrandon)

pizzaforpresident:

OH MY GOD

My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via alexusl0l)

money:

weed

(Source: ta-ble, via lunchtrae)